I SEE POOP ON MY HEAD

 

I see poop on my head,

Every time I go to bed.

It is so stinky,

That it makes me pee on my bed!

Dad is MAD when he sees poop on my head!

Mom is MAD when she sees pee on the bed!

Believe me or not,

I am not happy about my head or my bed!

Believe me or not,

I am not sleeping with my pee on my bed!

Wait…

I have to ask…

How did the poop land on my head?!

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